stuff your eyes with wonder

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
So…

…I’m basically reading porn! Haha. When I picked up this novel and read the first chapters I kind of guessed that there were going to be some sex scenes but this guy gets laid .. A LOT! I’m not complaining, mind you. I just wish he could keep it in his pants for a few chapters ‘cause it’s kind of distracting.

  • Girl: I love being with you
  • Boy:
  • Girl: I love to listen to you
  • Boy:
  • Girl: You're the only one who understands me
  • Boy:
  • Girl: There will never be anyone else
  • Boy cannot respond because he is actually a photo of Bob Dylan
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